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OCTOBER 2011 BLOGPAGE
Oct. 28

Old Timers Sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over
fifty years ago?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'


'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'


'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'


'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'


A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, 'I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.'


So he follows them.


The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.


Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the

policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noisesand moaning and screaming.


Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.


The policeman is amazed.


He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.


After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, 'this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.'


So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.


Somehow the photo just doesn't capture how amazing it was this morning...
Oct. 27
Even more spectacular on a dull day.
You know I would have a tough time living out on the desert of olive drab and brown...

Oct. 26
I finished the Ross Ward restoration, so now I am putting the final touches on paintings will be in the Mine Shaft Tavern shortly after Halloween...

This is called the "Big Bang" and is 4 X 6 Feet....
and another...

...called the "Little Bang"...
Oct. 25
Just a another morning with four cats at the table and a wonderful autumn...

...hey that doesn't look like a cat!
Oct.24

Government Investigates Rancher  

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.  Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.   He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
RANCHER: "That would be me."
 

=Oct.22
..as you can see the colors are coming more every morning...


Oct. 21
My oldest brother Red and his wife Margie showed up yesterday bringing wagons for a film being shot near Cerrillos...



...being with them is just like it was when I was a kid from 1956 to 1963...

"Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen and the most famous of all Rudolph"


Oct. 18 Tuesday
Okay I seem to have a couple of copies of my web page  in motion, but here  it will stay for the moment.
So the big thing is fall has got underway...and I have started my annual wood gathering and manicuring of the  Bosque.





...and I am getting on with doing my XMAS project...converting my old van to a a Santa Wagon...

The old Queen "T" at present...

...and the glorious future???

Oct. 14
It is getting into the wood gathering season, so having put up with two sick and crippled chains saws for the last three winters I went overboard and bought what I hope will be something a little more useful...a 20 inch Echo that cost nearly $400.

In terms of buying wood that is only two or three loads that would last maybe 4 to 6 weeks under normal winter conditions.

I don't know how much money I will save, but at least it will be quite a bit easier cutting the undergrowth and dead trees on our quarter mile of river bosque.

But chain saws are chain saws, meaning one no sooner uses one than it needs immediate maintenance...and quite frankly I love collecting the wood but I wish I had a mechanic genie who could follow me around.

...and in the meantime here are a few things going on in the studio...




OCT. 12

Okay, this is where I am at with the Ross Ward mural...just another coat of varnish and whambbamm...

Oct. 11, Tuesday
I went to update my October Blog only to discover all of the postings since the first of the month had mysteriously disappeared... the best I could figure out is that Scarlet the Cat was up to mischievous things again...what I can't figure out is how she managed not only to delete everything but save the changes as well.

...anyway I am on the final aspect of finishing the Ross Ward mural restoration...

...and more later...